March 30th
with 4 notes

Ha, I hope I die hungry, so people can say I was what I ate. Nothing.

January 30th
with 12 notes

  • me: mom. dad. this is my boyfriend.
  • parents:
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  • parents: is that pizza?
  • me: no, it's my boyfriend.