January 30th
with 12 notes

  • me: mom. dad. this is my boyfriend.
  • parents:
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  • parents: is that pizza?
  • me: no, it's my boyfriend.

January 18th

attractive guys don’t find me attractive.

October 22nd

Whenever I actually get into a relationship I’m positive all of my friend are either going to

A) Freak out

B) Not believe me

or

C) Be confused.