“Hi, I’m Katie. I’m a sophomore in high school. And yes, I know the fact that I’m in high school repulses you- but, it’s okay because I don’t suck half as bad as the average teenager. To be honest, I’m pretty chill. Doesn’t hurt that I’m sexy (;

Anyways, uhm I totally BS’d all of that but I’m done lying. I’m really a bald forty-year-old. I live in my mom’s basement… But I don’t mind, her cats keep me company. My interests include little children, playboy, and calculus. Get to know me c:

…Please? No one else will :c”

-written by cravingsmiles